An open letter to the guys out there

To all the guys out there,

You always make me wonder when you say something n do something else.

• You would protect your mother and sister, kick the butt of the guys flirting with your gal, and you.. you keep flirting with other gals though you've one booked all for yourself.
• You call a gal "feminist" when she tries to protect herself and the whole womanhood the best way she can. 
• You would say, you are free to anything, you give gals their space, but if she dare ot usse F word, oh man! that's the end of the world.
• You flirt with umpteen gals, add trillion strangers via Facebook, and if a gal does that, she's a slut!
• You drink, you smoke, but if a gal does the same, you question her morals.
• You can say whatever you want anywhere you want, but gals cannot! 

All these in general is what you call chauvinism.

• You want your gal to pick your call whenever you wanna talk, but if she calls you whenever she wants, she's irritating you.
• You can be on call-waiting even in the middle of the night, but hers can't be.
• You hate it when a guy asks for dowry in terms of marrying your sister, but you can ask for crores, in your case.
• You can be friends with n number of gals, for its just friendship, but your gal cannot have a guy friend!
• You like gals who are bubbly, outgoing, fun loving, tom boyish, but when it comes to marriage, you want someone who's silent, obedient and all that.
• You would love to marry a virgin, but, the more "experienced" you are the awesomest its gonna be.
• Your circumstances would stop you from marrying her, but if her parents say "No" and she backs out she's one hell of a bitch!
• When you want her to listen, she should, when she wants you to do the same, she's trying to dominate you.
• When she cries, that would mean she's actually sad... respect it.
• When she wants to talk, listen,.. atleast act as if you r.
• If you want to be with someone else, just let her know. She doesnt have sixth sense, nor would she like it when you do two/three/four timings.
• Sex and making love has got different meanings in her dictionary. respect it.
• Gals getting molested depends on the way they dress up, not coz you are perverted. 
• Every gal is not like your ex.
• ATTITUDE is something copyrighted to the male society.
• You can argue, even without knowing the truth, but she can't..
• Freedom of expression, is again something copyrighted to you.
• You dont really care about looks, only "character" matters, but look at your GF, she's one pretty doll! 
• If you are not ready to be in a relationship, why the heck are you giving her false hopes?
• If she can remember all the important dates even though she's busy just like you, why cant you do the same?
• Dont expect her to be the gal of your dreams, she's not perfect, just like you.
• She spends half of her time thinking about you, the least you can do is acknowledge it.
• If you really find her irritating, just ask her to leave rather than avoiding her. 
• She's emotional, way  too infact. but have you realised it's just to you and not to others?
• If she's a bitch, what should we call you then?

PS : Not a general perception. There are guys who actually respect gals. Cheers to them :)

PPS : Pun intended. But still if it offended you, i dont really give a damn! :D

PPPS : Since am not ready  for an argument,  here it is, for you guys to be happy ;)

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