How to Enjoy (screw up) your college life..

• Create a "good" impression among students as well as teachers and get a chance to enter the "blacklist" the first day itself.
• Sing Himesh ka songs dur'n lectures.(Oooooooooooooo in a medium volume..It would automatically end up in a much louder volume and u can disturb others)
• Never switch off your mobile phones dur'n class hours;Instead,ask your friends who have noth'n else to do to call you up in between.
• By now,you would have got enough warnings from the Head.
• Abuse your principal or HOD in front of them. :-) This will lead to your first suspension. Congrats :-) But try the best ways to change it to dismissal.
• Bunk classes.
• If you are forced to attend classes,either sleep (don't forget to snore) or refer points 2 & 3.
• Bunk internals so as to obtain null sessionals.Don't submit assignments either.
• Don't dare to study!!You aren't sent to college to study,got that?
• Get as much suppl`s as you can.Dont even bother to clear them out.
• Make as many issues as u can,like ragg'n your juniors,pee'n in the class or corridor when your princi's around,smok'n & drink'n in the class,lead'n strikes,thow'n rotten eggs on the chief guest dur'n Arts day and a lot more.Do whatever your heart prompts you to.
• Ditch atleast 10 gals.
• Fight with your colleagues or be a part of it.
• Always interfere in others matters and piss them off.
• And yeah,scratch down urHODs name with sum1 else,like "Thankappan loves Sosaamma" on the walls of toilets and classrooms. ( That's an old custom though!)
• By now,you would have crossed the maximum number of con donations offered by the university due to attendance shortage.So probably you would be forced to "study" with your juniors.But always stick to your principles and try not to change.
• Never attend any job recruitments.(Well,evenif u want to,you can't,they have an eligibility factor you see.)
• You'll probably get a "good conduct' certificate in the end.
• Finally,make a press conference say'n your college and University screwed up your life. :-)
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• U still read'n this huh??Don't you have some shame?Go,get a life you loafer!! :-P