Saturday, January 7, 2012

What PDA mean to me ;)


PDA – Public Display of Affection is not a ‘bad’ thing as many perverted minds portray it to be. Hugging a friend who you meet after quite a long time, cuddling with your sibling, your man/woman or even a friend again has its own significance, atleast to me. But then, tooooooo much of whatever is just too much! Well, blah! Let me explain!

Take Facebook for instance. All of us literally live in that virtual world and PDA has a major role in there. You’ve your GF/BF miles away from you, you wanna talk to them. Alryt, go ahead, you have chat! Okay, the other person’s not available? Why don’t you just send in a message? No! You wouldn’t do that! You want the rest of the world know how much you “love” each other!

BF: Hey babe, Miss you <3 :="" o:p="">

And the reply : Miss you tooo.. Come back soon.. xoxoxoxoxoxox
Can’t live/breathe/eat/drink/pee without you!

Really? So have you hired someone else to do all that?

Now in between, comes another reply : Miss you three, four, five….

This wouldn’t really be from your GF. That would be from a friend’s friend of your GF who’s connected through Facebook ! And you call them Kabab mein haddi ! Hello this is a public forum darling, If you want no one to disturb you, stop using public forums then. All these, if once in a while can be forgiven, but if you keep doing this every now and then, well, we are born to disturb you! : - )

2 weeks/months/years later you’ll find the same person sending the same to another boy/girl – His/her "true love" ;-)

Hey munchkin, Miss you soooo much ! xoxoxoxoxoxox

And you think we are all dumb! :D

Now another category - PDA in real world. Now, they are born to disturb US!  The poor, harmless “single” guys & gals ! :-/

You find them almost everywhere – parties, malls, beaches and even on buses, trains and flights! 

They are basically of 4 types  :
  • Attention seekers - you know who they are! All they want is attention, in any form!
  • Newly married/going out couples - You know, how relationships work . Love's in the air, all izz well.. Cant be away from each other..blah blah blah
  • Sluts who want to attract customers :P :P
  • And finally someone else's husband with someone  else's wife! for,  if she  was actually your wife, i wonder why you would show so much love in public :P or you are anyway gonna get a room! so your things wont b in public! 
All of them, their basic intention is to make others jealous of their love! :P
Bitches & brats, you just did! x-( and the guy who's watching you just had  a virtual orgasm !

Well, "affection" and orgasm? That's where my whole point is. Shouldnt it be renamed to something like Public display of Adult content? If you are so keen on disturbing others, why dont you just do it in public? Let us have a real orgasm! 

If not, Get a room guys! Why giving poor souls sleepless nights! :/

For me, PDA is PDA if it is treated that way !! PDA never has adult content, PDA never makes someone orgasmic. PDA should be like salt, just a pinch to taste! 

PS : Purely out of frustration! Seeing all the crap that couple had to do right beside me in train!! Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!! x-(