Thursday, July 29, 2010

Mission Railway Station


And finally am there where I always wanted to be – Cochin, the queen of Arabian sea. I always had a love for this city and it still remains the same. Okay now, when I reached Cochin, I was searching for a company, to roam around, to know the core of the city. But the two people I knew, or I was friends with, were too busy with their own stuffs and I had to search for some company. New city, new friends, new life..errrr...  Huh, well, guess am get’n carried away from the topic.. Okay, here I go.

It was New year eve, and I wanted to get back home,  but the problem was that, the gal is not that stubborn as she seems to be and she was not so used with travelling in train, and travell'n alone was something scary. I at least wanted someone to accompany me to the station – wasn’t familiar with the place, had no idea where the railway station is and didn’t know how much time it would take to reach the station from my office.


There are two railway stations in the city – North n South – and I had to catch the train from South, n that South station was pretty close to my office...My colleagues asked me to leave office by 5 pm, get a rickshaw so that I could reach the station before 5:25 pm, which was supposed to be the trains’s schedule.  Errr.. Rickshaw ? Station? Train? I was all confused and tensed. 100-150, 100-150… heart was beat’n so fast n furious.  ;)

I badly wanted a friend whom I trust, a person who KNOWS THE CITY, to drop me to the station.. And there comes the star, RAJ, my friend, who was liv’n in the city for the past few years. I asked him to drop me to the station. I had to set it all up the previous day coz u have no idea how busy that guy’s. x-(

And thus, I left office by 5. Some of my colleagues were also going to the same station.

Hey, com’n wid us?

Nope, my frnd will b com’n to pick me up, thank u :-) 

Raj was late by 5 mins, but I was fine.. . A colleague told me that there was some shortcut and one could reach the station within 10 mins. Fair enough. He had a bike,will reach the station faster than a rickshaw can, he knows the place too, I thought. And thus we started our journey – MISSION RAILWAY STATION.

Saw my colleagues on the way, they were wait'n for a rickshaw. I waved at them.

Oh what a pity.! You didnt get a rickshaw? You guys might miss your train.. Saaaad ;)

We reached a junction from where we are supposed to turn to the left, accord’n to the route map by a colleague. But to my surprise, my dear friend turned to the right.

Raj, its south station!

Oh, is it? Don’t worry. I know the shortcuts.

Cool! He’s more familiar with the city, he might be know’n every nook n corner, I thought.

From main road to sub roads, and then through lanes, we were off to the station. 


There, I saw a small bridge and Raj stopped his bike there.

What happened?

Errr.. to my knowledge the railway station was somewhere here. Cant find it though!!

Raaaj, U kidd’n me? Its already 5:15!

Okay, we’ll ask someone.

Huh, wat? Hmm.. okay!

SOmeone passed by and the guy said something like go straight turn left and all.. We did, and he started ask’n each and everyone who came through the way. All of them gave their contribution, and we reached the same bridge from where we started!

Now, that’s it! I was like.. WTF! I’m gonna miss the train for sure! And there wasn’t any other train scheduled to TVm other than this!. Great! What am I gonna tell my parents? F**k!

Now, he didn’t stop and passed through some lanes and we finally reached a railway-crossing. We could see the station which was almost 500 meters away from where we stopped.

Okay, we will walk, come...run!

Are u crazy Raj? With this heavy bag, I’ve to walk all through these track? I have no grip and I’ll fall anytym.


He grabbed my bag and ran as fast as he could.

As we saw someone on the other side of the railway crossing, just to clarify, he asked that guy which station it was.

“North station”

**Statue**

Time -5:20 PM

Great! So we reached the other end! 

We walked or rather ran towards the bike and when we almost reached there, a train passed by – the same train which I had to board.


 Wow!

Raj was in a dilemma. He didn’t know what to do. He suggested about going by bus. But I was almost panicking. 

If u didn’t know the exact route, then y did you agree to come with me? Now, If I miss the train, u’ll have to drop me to my place, do u get that?

He started riding very fast and I could sense that he was shivering!

Oh man!What if we meet with an accident? I couldn’t imagine how my family would react.  My relatives would be more keen about know’n who the guy i was with, what's my relation with him and all that than worrying about my death! 100-150, 100-150 – U know wat it’s!

Hey, Raj, Why are you shiver’n?  Its ok re..  I’ll catch some bus. I’ll be fine.. Ride safe...

He still didnt slow down and some how,  managed to reach the station.


Time- 5:25 PM


Eventhough we didn’t have hope that I’d get the train, I’d an intuition that everyth’n will be fine. Good that I already had ticket with me. He ran with my bag to the platform and fortunately the train was still there. My intuitions never cheated me ;) After all, Indian Railway - u can never rely on it ;) and this train was supposedly the one which doesnt wait for no one and reaches on time, and still its there, as if waiting for me! :D

The moment I got into the train, it started mov’n! Now that’s what u call luck!

Once I found my seat and got settled down, I called him up to thank him (Gentle woman..ahem). He didn’t pick the call. And then, once he picked the call, he started shout’n as if I did something wrong. :O


Stop calling me, am done with it now.. 


Arrey! :O maine kya kiya... 


Sab tumhari galti hai !

Oh teri! He’s the culprit here and look, he's blam’n me! Wat the heck! 


And guess what, He didn’t show up after that, LOL :P

But now, when I think about all these, I feel like it was fun, real fun indeed. :) Guess it’s the same with you too, RAJ!  :-)

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

It Happens Only In India!!

Things happening in India from my point of view - Fun intended. Even I love my country, but hate the things happening over here..


INDIA, is a country :
  1. Which has been developing 20 years back, and still remains as such.
  2. Has 28 states with diverse culture, language and attitude, but none actually like each other.
  3. Where the cricketers are highly paid and the Jawans are almost ignored.
  4. Present awards and "Lt. Colonel" title to people who act in movies as the same, without taking much effort compared to the real ones, and the real ones, as mentioned above get ignored.
  5. Where Hockey is supposed to be the National Sport, but hardly does anyone play it.... Along with the endangered National Animal!
  6. With hell lot of reality shows, and everythin' being dramatic than a full length movie.
  7. Where people find their partners through reality shows and SMS counts.
  8. Where people like Rakhi Sawant's popular and hardly anyone know who Meira Kumar's, Shahrukh Khan is popular than Manmohan Singh.
  9. With news channels where they publish, "Rahul Gandhi ne aaj dopahar ko kya khaaya" as breaking news.
  10. Where illiterate people are mostly elected as Ministers, and those with too much brains are booted out from politics. (No, I didnt mean Lalu & Shashi Tharoor) ;)
  11. Where "Bandh" is also a national festival.
  12. Where everyone loved to be called as an "Indian", and love to stay anywhere other than India!
  13. With transport buses faster than Bugatti and drivers considering themselves as Schumacher.
  14. Where give & take of dowry is a crime accordin' to rules, but a right to every Indian citizen.
  15. Where people go for MBA after Engineering.
  16. With a hell lot of good-for-nothing engineers and doctors and colleges as well.
  17. Where eve teasin' & molestin' gals is almost a national game.
  18. With people who happily work as drivers and coolie outside India and deny to do the same in their country.
  19. With a Cricket Team where just one guy called SACHIN TENDULKAR even at the age of 37 plays while others pluck grass..!!
  20. Where everyone talks about charity, and hardly any do it.
  21. Where parents save all their assets for their children and finally gets kicked out by the same.
  22. Where virginity is a big deal, but scarcely can you find one possessing it.
  23. With poems and stories explaining "Bharatasthreekal thaan bhavasudhi" , but havin' epics where one chick sleepin' around with 5 brothers and what not!
  24. With too many GODs & temples, which include Khushboo, Namitha and ofcourse Rajnikanth.
  25. Where you can find too many IT companies, majority of them working for US, UK and other foreign countries...
  26. With too many political parties, for each n every religion as well as workin' for some holy crap politician.
  27. Where people are more interested to know what's happenin' at their neighbor's place - not bothered about wat is happenin' inside their child's room.
Think!!! Aren't we being dumb? If things remain this, our country will remain as "developing" down the line...!

Monday, July 19, 2010

My Idea of Social Hibernation

This wud b the stupidest as well as the best thing I've ever done in my life.. Confused huh? Even I'm! ;-) Thanx to the soul who taught me wat social hibernation is. He started it off by switch'n off his mobile fone on his B'day, send'n "Dont look for me", "Don't call me" kinda E-mails and a lot more. I, like every other human being found it crazy. I was wonder'n how a person can isolate with the rest of the world for some stupid reason or for the reason that someone else did something bad to him... Anyways I left it as it...

Years later, I was left in a situation where I badly wanted to embrace solitude and everything else under the sun seemed to be annoy'n.. Gud dat I didn't delete any of those mails, was lazy enough to type out another that I forwarded the same mail to my frnds too :P I luvd the way he showed me!

I loved dat solitude.. Me n myself.. Noone to share my feel'ns, managed to solve the silliest and the toughest things that came my way all alone... Was happy that finally I was independent.. And den once i felt like am happy enuff, gave my frnds a call...

But that turned out to be a routine.. Coz once they rush back, everyth'n gets back to wat it used to be.. The confused me, the protectors, the saviors.. Hated it.. I was being dependent... Again, social isolation.. !!!

Something I didnt take into consideration was dat, the person who actually taught this to me was actually capable of handling everyth'n on his own and am just too weak in that sort... I was fall'n apart every other time.. Cry'n out helpless.. Cant even go to my frnds, for the consequence will b more than i can take.. :D

Now, I was(am) so self-centred that I didn't realise dat there were certain people who were suffer'n, who were wonder'n wat actually was happen'n around... The ones who often wirnessed my moodswings n became victims...Okay peeps, am sorry for all the creepy things i did.. Now I'm done with the isolation thing.. Screw my swinging moods! I'll never ever do this, trust me!

Oh hoo.. I'm feel'n low.. I need a break.. Dont ping me unless u get a mesage from me.. Bye guys!! :P :P LOL! Kidd'n ;-)




Friday, July 16, 2010

Missing the Times....


Miss'n the times when you used to :

Call me up from ur
office phone n chat for long ;-) (Ahem, n i used to get calls from your  colleagues ask'n who called me up from the very official office phone.... I had a tuff tym then ;) )

Recharge my mobile number every now and then, without even ask'n me or expect'n anyth'n in return...

Send Personalised SMS (There were a hell lot, and I loved dem all)

Stand by my side during the worst tyms in my life, (Hahaha, What would have I done without you? You managed to make it all a joke to laugh about )

Smile n correct, without teasing me over the stupidest things i utter, let it b "
Mohd Dhoni" or Indian soccer team winn'n the 2006 world cup :P (Awww.. I was stupider than what am now)

Listen to my endless
crap (I do remember, at tyms u used to fall asleep as well) :P

Keep ur stuffs aside n listen to me (mostly the good-for-noth'n crappy problems of mine,
without offend'n, u just listen to whatever i say n help me out to solve them, as if they were one of the biggest problems one cud ever face)

Sit next to me (virtually) n
help me in my studies, (remember, how u helped me with my physics, n stil i flunked :P , how i cried out b4 Civil engg exam say'n i knew noth'n n u suggested me to copy from sum1 n i passed with 60% :P well that doesnt mean ki i copied :P )

Select hello tune for my number (Mostly ur favorites :-|)

Keep on call'n me wen my fone's on silent mode or wen I fyt wid you.... (There were tyms wen i had found
80+ missed calls on my fone.. Sigh!!!)

Say, "Yeh Aravind ka jaadu hai, Kabhi fail nahin hota" ;-) (And all dose dialogues n shayaris from Aamir Khan movies, claiming u own them :P)

Those were the days which can never be recreated even if we wish to... Life has changed, so do we!! But U are indeed the best person I've ever met, and the best...errr..the BESTEST (I know such a word dusin exist, superlatives can never define him) FRIEND I can ever get..!!
 And as you know, am your BIGGEST FAN and i do follow and try to don see things as you do..LOVE YOU ARAVIND, THANX FOR BEING MY FRIEND! :-)

PS: Convince ho gaye ya aur maska laga doon? :P