It Happens Only In India!!

Things happening in India from my point of view - Fun intended. Even I love my country, but hate the things happening over here..


INDIA, is a country :

1. Which has been developing 20 years back, and still remains as such.
2. Has 28 states with diverse culture, language and attitude, but none actually like each other.
3. Where the cricketers are highly paid and the Jawans are almost ignored.
4. Present awards and "Lt. Colonel" title to people who act in movies as the same, without taking much effort compared to the real ones, and the real ones, as mentioned above get ignored.
5. Where Hockey is supposed to be the National Sport, but hardly does anyone play it.... Along with the endangered National Animal!
6. With hell lot of reality shows, and everythin' being dramatic than a full length movie.
7. Where people find their partners through reality shows and SMS counts.
8. Where people like Rakhi Sawant's popular and hardly anyone know who Meira Kumar's, Shahrukh Khan is popular than Manmohan Singh.
9. With news channels where they publish, "Rahul Gandhi ne aaj dopahar ko kya khaaya" as breaking news.
10. Where illiterate people are mostly elected as Ministers, and those with too much brains are booted out from politics. (No, I didnt mean Lalu & Shashi Tharoor) ;)
11. Where "Bandh" is also a national festival.
12. Where everyone loved to be called as an "Indian", and love to stay anywhere other than India!
13. With transport buses faster than Bugatti and drivers considering themselves as Schumacher.
14. Where give & take of dowry is a crime accordin' to rules, but a right to every Indian citizen.
15. Where people go for MBA after Engineering.
16. With a hell lot of good-for-nothing engineers and doctors and colleges as well.
17. Where eve teasin' & molestin' gals is almost a national game.
18. With people who happily work as drivers and coolie outside India and deny to do the same in their country.
19. With a Cricket Team where just one guy called SACHIN TENDULKAR even at the age of 37 plays while others pluck grass..!!
20. Where everyone talks about charity, and hardly any do it.
21. Where parents save all their assets for their children and finally gets kicked out by the same.
22. Where virginity is a big deal, but scarcely can you find one possessing it.
23. With poems and stories explaining "Bharatasthreekal thaan bhavasudhi" , but havin' epics where one chick sleepin' around with 5 brothers and what not!
24. With too many GODs & temples, which include Khushboo, Namitha and ofcourse Rajnikanth.
25. Where you can find too many IT companies, majority of them working for US, UK and other foreign countries...
26. With too many political parties, for each n every religion as well as workin' for some holy crap politician.
27. Where people are more interested to know what's happenin' at their neighbor's place - not bothered about wat is happenin' inside their child's room.

Think!!! Aren't we being dumb? If things remain this, our country will remain as "developing" down the line...!