An early note to the man, whoever that is ;)

Okay... I know you have decided to be with me for the rest of your life, but I guess I should give you a chance to think about it, as I've a list of terms & conditions that might drive you nuts, but let me make it clear, I'm NOT gonna lower the standards I've set! ;) 

• First and foremost, the saree i'd be wearing for the wedding would be simple, less expensive... I prefer not to waste money on useless things :) I know you have nothing to do with that, but it might matter to the ladies on your side ;) 

• Don't expect me to wear  much gold; the next thing I'm gonna say might blow your mind off - I'm not crazy about that metal :) 

• Hey, do u like SALMAN KHAN? Do you? If not, just prepare yourself to be his fan, coz i dont wanna debate over it...I just love him... ;)

•  Do u like SHAHRUKH KHAN? If  yes, well... I dont wanna debate over it as well.. i just hate him...! So u know what you are supposed to do ;)

• Am a great foodie... Indian, Chinese, Italian... Slurppp...You know cooking right? :) Alright, kidding I'm a good cook, but I'm not gonna do it all for myself, help me with the cutting, grinding, etc etc parts :)
• The house is not just mine, it's ours. So lets split the household works :)

• I looooooooooooooove long drives... That too in the middle of the night.. Hope you like it too :)

• Are you a singer? Man... i wish you were one.. I mean, not that great to have "fans",  female fans i mean... :-| but one who can manage to sing, and bowl me over ... *Blush*

• Mind getting me chocolates daily? ;) 

• I wouldn't mind you watching football matches or cricket... But then, always remember, family comes first :)

• Classical music, Opera, Jazz blah blaah...WILL NOT  be entertained... pure filmy music rocks ;)

• Love spending more time with your friends? well, you'll get your space, to some extent :P 

• You have problems with the long list of  friends I've, majority being guys? Well, they are, they will and always be my friends....  I assure, they are very decent people and me n them, we know our limits :)

• Me having problems with your list of female friends... well.... limits please... I wouldn't mind :)

• If you dare to do anything offensive, beware... Am updating it right away in Facebook !! :D

• Am nuts, sarcastic, possessive, dumb, sick and all that... better be comfortable or else its gonna be hard for both of us :D

• When i say I dont love you or miss you, its actually the other way around n if i say i love you or miss you.. its worth believing :)

• Don't ever argue... and always listen.. Pretension will not be entertained... n once caught red handed, u'll have to pay for it! 

Well, the list goes on n on... n i prefer discussing many in person... Get ready to face the devil ;) I swear, i feel sorry for you, but again, we have no other option left ;) I prefer to remain the same, and i want you to respect that :)

PS : Most of the points mentioned are exaggerated and overrated... :D so dont ya worry.. am not that a baddie.... u'll have a  close to peaceful life ;)