Attention Men!

So, I see a lot of guys talking about how pestering,  nagging, cribbing, bugging and irritating their girl friends are. They even say, 'things were so good when we were friends'. But they never really try to think what made them change. Guys, have you ever given a thought on why these ladies are so stereotypical when it comes to relationships or commitments? I know, you guys have a lot of reasons like 'she was never like that/i had made things clear in the beginning itself/ she was ok with everything/ she's not giving me space/ she's very possessive/ she doesn't understand/  she tend to intrude in everything' blah blah blah! But here are the things you should know about women in general before taking the next step.

• We, women, are 'women' coz you men are always 'men'! 
• We never really expect too much, we expect you to give us what you used to, initially, be it time, money or anything, coz you have already proved that you can deliver them and there's no excuse from not giving them later. 
• We don't understand because you don't tell us anything. 
• We tend to panic when you  are in trouble, not coz we aren't strong enough, but we love you and care for you.
• We wouldn't mind if you hang out with other gals until you have a 'past' of  dating multiple gals or we having a past of being with someone like that.
• We appreciate you being truthful, which includes loyalty too.  
• We are possessive coz we know you better and how inclined you are to hotness. 
• We don't mind you spending time with your friends, office, cricket or football until you spend equal time with us.
• We become pestering not because we love to do that, but instead, we love you and we want you to be the one we always knew.
• We ask for your passwords, we check your phone sometimes,we read through your messages. It's obvious we would dig into your past, so you should make sure that things are so normal that nothing would make an awkward moment between us.
• If we hate a friend of yours, preferably female, do anything and everything to make us like them. Don't  ask us how to, just do it on your own.
• We prefer meeting up and talking to you over phone for hours. We make time and  can  sacrifice anything and everything for that, so, your 'impossible' and 'no time for all that' doesn't really register.
• If we can think about you 24/7, we expect you to do the same too, but if that's not practical, tell us, we might try to understand.
• There's nothing in the world that we don't understand unless it is conveyed the right way and in the right tone. 
• When we ask something, we expect a straight reply, mostly 'yes' or 'no' right then, not beating around the bush or 'we will talk about it later'
• We don't mind you watching cricket or football until you are okay with us watching soaps or romantic movies sometimes.
• We would  love your friends and parents, until you do the same with ours.
• (Adults only) We don't have sex unless we are assured that we are the only one who you are having sex with you at that particular point.
• We become emotional quite a lot, coz  you are the only person to whom we show that side of ours. Learn to respect.
• We are generally insecure, either because of the previous relationship we had,  or we know how our male friends treat their GFs or how our female friends are treated by their BFs and we don't the same to happen with us (the wrong doings i mean)
• When we say we would do something, we never back out, until you change your mind
• We are generally confused souls, deal with it.
• We do have problems when you keep in touch with your ex, and  we never hide it. You know why your ex became an ex  and hence we don't expect them to be anywhere in your present or in your life to be precise.. 
• We think too much and imagine stuff that are never real, but that's how we are. We can't help it. 
• We do agree where we have a lot of  negatives, but you have them too, we tend to see your positives only and we expect you to do the same too.
• We love shopping, that shouldn't bother you much as long as you love cricket or football! 
• We can do anything for you, all we expect in return is a bit of your time, some love and care.

PS: Dedicated to someone once was very special ;-)

PPS: These are certain things guys never try to understand and I wish reading this throws some light, and if someone comes up with an 'Attention women' post as a counter, I would really  appreciate it and would be happy to know about how men think too and most importantly, that there are people who gets influenced by my posts ;)