How to screw up a close-to-perfect life..! ;)

After my tips on how to enjoy(screw up) your college life here,

http://beingdevi.blogspot.com/2009/08/how-to-enjoy-screw-up-your-college-life.html

I kinda feel like talkin' about the various possible ways of screwin up a close-to-perfect( the word perfect is ideal u see) life..

1. If you are still a school going chap, one of the things yo can do is, sing "silsila hey silsila" or "rathri subharathri" in the assembly instead of National anthem :D
2. Abuse the ultimatum HM...
3. If you are a college student, well you can refer the link mentioned above ;)
4. HOD ya Dean ki beti ko patao ;)
5. Refer point 2.
6. Play porn movie instead of your project/seminar presentation :D
7. Display affection towards your friend (of same gender) especially when your parents are around... Dont forget to watch Gay porn videos on your home theatre so that you parents can see them too..Now with all that, do i really gotta explain  what would happen next? ;)
8. Make friends with your boss's wife/GF and talk with them for hours over phone.
9. Refer point 2 with HM replaced with TL/Manager.
10. Keep "Bhaag DK boseDk" as you ring tone when your boss calls you.
11. Sing those SRK songs aloud in his style (titlt a little,both hands stretched on sides) during official meeting.
12. Update in Facebook that your boss is GAY.
13. Refer point 6.
14. Get MARRIED! :D
15. Marry a bitch :D
16. Store your GF/Wife's number on your phone as "Vamp"
17. Forget to wish her on her Bday/anniversary/the day she bought that stupid puppy/the day she stoppeed eating chocolate etc etc...
18. Tell her what you feel for her best friend :D
19. Watch cricket when she's talks about serious stuffs like how she managed to save the life of an ANT..
20. Disconnect the call or sleep while she's talking.

PS:Now, these are just a few things.. you can do a hell lotsa things so as to make yourl ife nothing less than hell  :)

PPS: GF/wife can even be replaced with BF/husband.

PPPS: just for fun.. no offence pls :)