What Have I Learnt?

14 years of school'n,4 years of Engineer'n,watch'n life all the way long...Still,i keep ask'n this-"What have I learnt?" And I often end up with the Conclusion "NOTHING". 22 year old  n still learnt nothing? Tried lots of other things other than education,like music,dance,painting; but still a loser?

Lemme peep into the past.

School-

Was an average student and managed to obtain a Distinction or a First Class.Well,that aint bad either.Eventhough I was unpopular,Could manage to make a hell lot of friends. Oh yeah,was Good at MATHS..Geeeee ;-) But,no,still i've no idea What led to 1st World War or the 2nd or when did it happen or anything..By the way,why should i bother to know what had happened even before my Grandfather was born. ;-)

Vacations-

Being a spoiled brat,I enjoyed all the vacations obviously do'n all the mischievous stuffs.But,my parents weren't so happy that they used to sent me to some vacation classes. :-( Tried everyth'n there as well - Computers,Spoken English(huh,wat for?),Violins(Had high time love for guitars & keyboards but ended up with violin-sigh!!),Sing'n,danc'n,paint'n and what not.. But noth'n went for long,coz either the trainer would have escaped or I'd have lost interest..

College-

That supposed to be the most wonderful period of life.But in my case,it was the other way around.Firstly,I had no interest in Engineer'n.How i managed to pass in Physics (when in school) is still a mystery.Was dream'n to be a Fashion Designer and what the Hell,I was put into an Engineer'n College. :-( Fought ma heart out not to get into some Engg or Medical College.Went to attend those crash courses for medical entrance,attempted Engineer'n Entrance,Screwed it to the core,but still ended up in a F***ing Engineer'n college :-( School'n wasnt any different,so thought to try the same thing here too.But luck can change anywhere,anytime. :-(

Electronics & Communication.Well,those who choose ECE are supposed to be intellects,but wait,what am i do'n there?. :-O B.Tech was definitely not ma cup of tea!Bunked classes,studied noth'n,skipped exams.Huh,DSPs,SSDs,Communications..oh crap! :-O Suppl's,suppl's and more suppl's.. :-( And now,I'm a pass out,oh sorry,"Course out",but still dunno what this Astable multivibrator means or what an Z transform is !

Usually,people say,U'll learn a lot from ur experiences,"Experience is the best teacher".I too had many experiences,bitter & sour ones as major ones,but still,unable to figure out what life is,how to live it up without screw'n yourself,how to make people around happy, how to stay happy,how to keep the mess out of my life,and how to utilise time to live up a stable life.

I gained no knowledge about the world as well as about life.!So,from the review,I again end up ask'n myself- "What have I learnt?"