Oh My God!! How long shud i take this eff'n pain? It been around 8 years, and still am suffer'n.. Cant u just spare me? Spondylosis, stenosis or watever - I'm the 1 who has to take this crap. And that loafer Niyas, said, "Abbey, U r gonna b bed-ridden soon!" Errrrrr.... Am gonna kill u!
Ok! Now, its tym for some treatment. Since v have tried everyth'n out, let's check out how Ayurveda's gonna work. How sweeeet.. I'm the specimen here..Grrrr!!
Haah! Ok, so, the doctor asked to take an MRI scan.. Hmmmph....All set! Off to the scann'n center.. The Scan wud cost 6k! Waaaat?? Amma, come let's go! V can buy a new machine wid this much money..
Ah! seems lyk they r not gonna leave me! Okay, let's do it. They gave me some dress, i wore it, and i was taken to a room which had this MRI machine, and another room adjacent to it, separated by glass doors, some people sitt'n over there. Now, a guy came in, asked me to lie over a bed-shaped part of the machine - The machine was more like a coffin. Once i lied down, he said, "U might hear some sound, don't get afraid. U can call up ur mom and ask her to sit here if u want ".
Hahaha, whom r u talk'n to?Who's gonna get scared? ME? nice joke, I thought.
"No thanx. Am fine."
He smiled, closed the "coffin" and left the room. After a while, i could hear some sound com'n out, just like someone beat'n over the top of the machine.
The shrill sound continued for a while -It was more like drums. And then, once it was done, Guitar sorta sound started "play'n". This went on and on, different tones of guitars and drums! It was more lyk rock music pay'n around, specially for me. Crap man!! I luv rock music, but this 1 was too much.. Imagine yourself attend'n a rock show, and u got a seat next to the speakers - how wud it b!
Maaaan! I didnt expect someth'n lyk this. I'm gonna puke. This's terrible. I'll die soon.. Jeeeeez, am com'n!
This torture went on for around half an hour, I wanted some1 to open the door and help me out. The guy, came in then, opened the coffin, I wanted to thank him for help'n me from dy'n so soon.
"We need to take this again. We didnt get any proper scan. Ur head was mov'n. Dont move. We have to take this again", he said, and left.
Huh! WTF! I was not mov'n, it was the throbb'n of a person who wud die any soon. Now,I've to take this torture again? Dont tell me! :-( So these people actually anted to kill me!
The same torture continued for an hour :-( , a total of 1.5 hours torture, but fortunately, i didnt die!
So peeps, If someone asks you to go for a MRI scan, I'd suggest you, Noooooooooooooooooo, If you dont wanna get tortured, try out someth'n else!